Flesh Light Review

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Well I have to start off by saying that…. lonely Saturday nights are going to be so much better!

My wonderful girl friend said to me “your a guy that test’s out sex toys on girls (her) and then reports to every one how we (she) felt”…. I asked “whats the problem with that?”

Twilight New Moon- Sex Toy

 

Vampire Sex Toy

The long-awaited movie  “Twilight New Moon” came out today theaters.

That was all I was hearing about this entire week, Twilight this, and twilight that! she Begged me to go see the movie!

I said no like 300 times for the past 2 months… and last night in the spirit of the movie she got fangs

Her friend texted me, and wrote … OMG now she got Fangs…

My First Thought was… That’s my Dumb Dumb!

My second thought was; I should beat her to the punch line! I ran out of the house, into my car, doing 80 on a 65, got to the costume store, and got hot looking fangs, looked almost real!

Had the guy place, and attached them to my teeth. drove home and waited for her. with the teeth still on.

My love and her friend walk in; my girl looked liked she had something in her mouth, and a smirk…. she was trying to freak me out, I opened my mouth and gave her a hissing sound.

she yelled “OH MY GOD!!!! I FUCKEN LOVE YOUU!!!!”

we all laughed, and did the nasty for a while…

If you have a partner who is into vampires, trust me give in! it’s some of the best sex you will ever have!

Off to see the Movie!