For those of you who have yet to encounter or learn about such an activity….I suggest you take a seat! Golden showers are also referred to as urophilia! And whilst it might kind of sound a bit like the name of those groups who really want to keep the English pound….it has nothing to do with currency or geography at all! In fact Urophila refers specifically to the sexual arousal caused by seeing or thinking of urine or urination! And a Golden Shower is the act of urinating on another or being urinated on. So nothing to do with champagne at all!

I will touch on Urophilia again at a later stage as there are various sub categories of fetish related to the act of urination. Today’s blog specifically focuses on golden showers, which does somewhat limit me in terms of what to discuss. Therefore I shall opt for the easy route of talking about my personal experiences!

I’m not sure which moment counts as my first golden shower really….does it count if someone pisses on you by accident, when in fact they were actually aiming for the window, but slightly misjudged? Because if so then it would be with the watersports champion Crystel-Lei who introduced me to this concept.
If, however we are to firmly state that a golden shower must be intentional – then I do believe my very first golden shower was from the lovely Wendy Taylor on a shoot in Spain! Closely followed with naughty milf Pandora closing in second in the lead!
I really wasn’t sure what I was expecting but when it came out there was a kind of gush – a bit like white noise and a sudden feeling of warmth. I was so surprised by it, I didn’t realise we had started so said “What’s that!” just as the camera’s were rolling. So if you are a huge watersports fan and one day are sitting down with your cocoa and dirty dvd’s and see some pleb all wide eyed going “what was that?” then you might want to skip a few frames – it gets better!

I think a lot of performers And people in general) go through some of the same experiences and thoughts when they discover something new – whether it turns them on or not. For example – I can’t believe I did that – it’s so naughty…..!! I guess thinking back, it was a bit of a buzz in a way!
I remember some time shortly after the shoot, absolutely horrifying my man one night after a few beers when I commanded (in what I thought was a sultry voice) whilst trying to untangle my legs from my panties and failing….”Pee on me, go on, piss on me….I dare you….just a little bit, go on just a teeny bit….”
Fortunately for the bedcovers my man declined and the thought was forgotten until my next shoot when I discovered over time that if I put my mind to it….I can pee for England! Why is this not an Olympic sport? Id ask anyone who’d listen. I can’t throw a javelin very fire but I bet I could knock that bottle of the wall with my jets!
I did consider writing to Jim’ll Fix it with my wacky idea, then I discovered he hasn’t been doing the show for some 20 years and my innovative idea was sadly just a pipe dream……..

In the end I settled for a good old fashioned pissing contest to see who could fill up their jug the most! Unfortunately Bea beat me by several inches but only because I’d just had a widdle in the loo 5 minutes before!

I think I discovered that I’m not a big fan of big group golden showers when I was on a shoot with 6 other girls who had been drinking beer all day (to be fair I knocked back my share of the fizzy stuff too and also played some part in the carnage that would follow….) so basically these two girls would start peeing, then two would join in and so on…..and so it began and the smell of taste pee infiltrated my nostrils like a deadly assassin. Fresh pee is not so bad – but they’d all been holding it for hours now and being in a hot climate it started to smell pretty bad pretty soon! I think the major defining point of my lack of enjoyment was possibly when a huge jet of stale pee shot into my eye and blinded me for a good 30 seconds! Or it could have been the 7 of us tripping over in the toxic cesspit we had made, not able to stand or escape due to the slippery tiles.
All of a sudden the hot sexy girls didn’t matter, all I could think about was my pissy squinting eye and wondering how much more pee could 7 tiny ladies possibly make! Quite a fair bit more it would seem!

I made the decision there and then that if I were to film such a scene when I gained my producer status (got a decent camera and a budget to pay performers) that my scenes would definitely involve hot showers, lots of towels, being on the grass/beach….anywhere but not in a marble swimming pool of pee!

So you might think that any sensible person would say “I’ve had a bash at it and it’s not for me” no no no it doesn’t work like that! You have to try something a few times and give it a chance!

So I believe my next scene was with a lovely blonde performer for a TVX producer who has set up a website – lovely guy! In fact he’s such a nice guy that when he slipped in “and then after Kimberly drinks yours, you’ll taste hers and then say” that I barely blinked….there was some part of me screaming no no remember last time!! But then suddenly I realised that after such a scene – drinking it would be a picnic! Of course it helped that the other girl was very pretty and quite sexy, but there was that silly childish part of me saying “It’s a challenge go on take it I dare ya! I double dare ya! Try it one more time!” So I took it like a bitch! And all the time thinking “oh my god this is so crazy….but not crazy in a bad way!” and as they say the rest is history!

I’ve rambled long enough, and I promise to return to the defining principles of urophilia at a later date and touch on some actual scientific research… (well kind!)

Jesus Christ I just came 5 times like never before!!! This baby not only has the metal beads inside, but the dickhead actually MOVES….

like flails about like a scared snake in your pussy! When you turn it on it goes one direction, and it has a button to stop it dead in its tracks and spin the other way, which is a cool concept but it goes so quickly you don’t even feel it.

But the bunny ears….WOWOWOWOW!, you need to invest in this. If you’re tired from a long day at work, don’t even feel like lifting a finger but wanna get fucked, you don’t even have to move a muscle and it will fuck the shit outta you FOR you. Oh did I mention its only $40?

Tips!

• Play with it in vibration mode only at first….the dick might scare ya!

• Once you’ve stimulated yourself stick that huge purple dick all the way up in your pussy nice and slow, then turn it on….It will feel like its alive inside of you and massaging your colon through your pussy ever so fuckin awesomely. Comment what it felt like ladies, I’d love to hear your feedback!

• Do what you wish, let it fuck your voicebox dry or move it up and down, in and out. I especially liked keeping just the flailing head at the top of my pussy letting the vibrating bunny ears tickle my pussy and clit at the same time. Yes girl, its that good.

• Do it in the shower – its waterproof!

To be quite honest, I meant to do it in the shower but I couldn’t wait! Now I’m a little sleepy from cumming 5 times haha but fuck it! I’m going in the shower and bringing Lady Twister with me!

xoxo
Misty

Now I’m not saying that I want a big black st. Andrews cross in the middle of the living room( who doesn’t!!!). But let’s just say I want everything to be multifunctional

So my chairs will be chairs but I can also use it to tie you down. there can be extra seating around but I might have hand cuffs, candles, rope, toys hidden in them… I’m just thinking out loud…

For now in my room is a box spring… and a bed… so I can be kinky, and for that thing people call sleep…

I’m still missing a bed frame of some sort witch I’m sad to say I’m saving for; because I’m looking to have bars at the head of the bed(and hopefully around it too!), so I can restrain my self and others, whichever comes first…

So today at the dollar store in my quest to find kinky things on the cheep I ran into this great treasure chest pretty big too, I can store my rope, and all kinds of kinky toys in here… I know its the dollar store but this was just a bit more than a dollar… But $12.50 is not bad too!!!!

This is going at the edge of my bed soooo happy!!!! Yay!!!!

I’m feeling a lot better, and I think I found some kind of balance in my life… I just moved into my new place this week and its not furnished, so off I when looking for things…

I found my self at home depot looking around getting ideas and noticed my inappropriate chubby; I was thinking naughty, every where I looked I saw potential for some kind of restraint system, or crazy ideas for mayhem.

And well that why I decided to start writing again… mmmmm its good to be back!

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2 ways 2 Screw with in the Unemployment Line

Wear something stimulating under your clothes

… and I don’t mean sexy underwear, although those could be good too! No, rather wear something that REALY stimulates you while you’re sitting in that line. For the ladies- consider the Butterfly Vibrator – it’s an affordable remote-controlled strap-on vibrator that smoothly goes under your underwear. Everyone at the Unemployment Office will wonder why you’re smiling! Guys- you too can keep that smile up while you’re sitting there waiting- Cock Rings and Penis Jewelry are popular to wear under clothes and will keep you in a state of ongoing stimulation!

Make sure your partner isn’t wanking off without you!

… using one of our many chastity devices. For men, especially, this can be very stimulating and our CB6000 is our most popular models and is wearable smoothly under clothing and worn full-time. Women can be fitted with the Strict Leather Chasity Belt and locked in tight- however make sure she’s got a way out if she needs to use the restroom in public!

2 kinky ways to Make money while you’re unemployed

Are you un-employed and looking to make a little extra money? Here are some humorous, fun and, yes, KINKY things you can do in between job-hunting that might bring you in a little bit of moola.

Earn extra money while unemployed by blogging your sex life

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Lets start with how they end up that way; Rope is tightly wounded around the breast causing blood flow to stop moving or making it tough to move through the vines, because the the blood cells carry oxygen threw out the rest of the body; the lack of oxygen in the blood cells make the blood turn purple, then the skin turns purple, and the skin also gets cold… A VERY BIG SIGN THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS!!!

ummmm.... right?

Rupturing, internal tearing and stretch marks are all hazards of breast Bondage done improperly… If you were to leave some one tied up that way there boobies would turn black… and eventually fall off… also known as gangrene.

Now I’m not saying that breast bondage should be banded, I’m saying there are so many different ways to tie up breast in a safe way that you don’t have to make them turn purple.

The basic breast bondage technique involves tying ropes around the base of the breasts, causing them to bulge outwards. Usually, the same rope is used for both breasts so that the rope harness is automatically held together at the front. The rope may then also be fixed behind the back, to make a sort of bra. For this to work, the tied person needs decently sized breasts. (you define decent…)

Apart from the visual appearance of the breasts being lifted, the pressure that is applied results in a reduction in blood flow, and a further swelling and firming of the breasts. This makes them very sensitive, especially the nipples and surrounding areas, and it can be quite pleasurable to the bound person when they are stimulated.

To conclude this Blog STOP making your boobies mad!!!! your ass can take so much more punishment!!!

My Friend who tied up her own tit's after a self bondage class

Only when your High do you realize what your willing to do for a Klondike bar…

So…..what did I DO for the Klondike bar??????

My friend had one left! and asked me the question of all Questions! “what would you do for a Klondike bar?” Now i have to start off by saying I don’t smoke a lot but I really enjoy a hit off the bong! 2 hits I’m nice, 3 hits I’m funny, 4 hits I have trouble deciding what kind of syrup i want on my IHOP Pancakes… And I eat Everything in sight!
Now the bitch knows I’m high, she knows about my munchies problem, I’m on my 3rd hit, and she knows I really really really want that Klondike bar… First she tells me to stand up as she puts the bar away. she walked over and said close your eyes…

Pause! quick side note… We are such good friends that we look at each other like brother and sister… in no way related… Play!

I hear her take a really big hit off the bong and hear the bong hit the table, she took her cold hands and placed them on the back of my head and put her lips to mine, and breathes out the smoke as I sucked it in… she told me to hold it, and to get down on my knees, and not to breath out till she said so…

she got down behind me and rubbed my stomach,and chest. telling me how warm i was (I generate a lot of heat!) while feeling up my nipples! she whispered breath out now…

Now under stand I’m high, hungry, really confused, and really horny! Its been like 10 months since i have had any… i hear her get up walking around opening and closing doors, she comes back and said take off your shirt! open your eyes!

she was laying down on the floor, in the nude, just a thong, with a bottle of oil… Give me a massage… I have really good hands, I give her a full body rub down… i have never seen her like this ever not even a bikini… when i was done she said one more thing before you get the Klondike bar. I said “anything!” (hoping to get a little action out of the deal) she said… i want you to close your eyes, take off my thong and eat me out… don’t open your eyes!

so i did, (I have the biggest hard on ever!) I eat her out! It was better than the Klondike bar I was about the receive(I love going down town!) I make her cum really hard! now I assume that we were going to go further.. I’m taking off my pants… she gets up and gets the Klondike out, throws it to me, and said here you go…. and gets dressed….

Its now 10 months 18 days since i last had sex…

FUCK MY LIFE!!!!

BTW Klondike bars suck when you have a hard on…(not really i ate the whole thing!)

I think titty fucking is, in essence, a selfish act. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing or that it’s bad to be a selfish lover on occasion (hey, sometimes you’ve got to look out for your own damn orgasms.) I’m also someone who gets off on making the other person cum, (plus I orgasm really quickly, so I don’t require much work.) so I generally enjoy people who are a little selfish in bed. I’ve heard of girls who can have breast orgasms, but I’ve never met one, and I’m under the impression it’s not particularly common. So without that added benefit, having someone rub their cock in between your boobs doesn’t really feel all that great.

I was for a very long time, very opposed to being titty fucked (I’m trying to come up with more terms for this, I’m at a loss.) despite having my roommate call my eighteen year old (and much, much more conservative and sexually repressed) self “One of the few, the proud, the titty fuckable!” I have many holes, many of which are open for penis and will be much more fun for me. But P asked, and I’m up for anything, so I tried it.

I’m still not the hugest fan, but if someone really likes it, I can live with it. There are a couple of things to think about, so here, as usual, is my dos and don’ts list.

DO think about positioning. If you’re partner is like 250 pounds, having them sit on your chest might not be the best idea (yeah, learned that the hard way). Also, if you like having more control try having them sit and you leaning over them, it’s much easier for those easing into the idea.

DO use lube. Yes the skin on the penis is pretty soft, and likely so is the skin between your boobs, but things will just move much quicker with a little lube.

DO use your hands. Squeezing your tits together for a tighter fit feels better for the guy and frankly, it’s just hot to look at.

DON’T forget to make it enjoyable for her. Play with her nipples, or encourage her to play with her pussy while you hold her boobs. Make sure she’s enjoying herself and she’ll be more likely to want to do it again.

DO use other parts of your body. If you get tired, feel free to use your hands for a little while, also, feel free to lick or suck the head of your partner’s cock as it comes up between your boobs.

DO be prepared for the aftermath. If you intend on making your partner cum from this, most likely, there will be cum (you know, unless your partner is using a strap on, or into tantric sex or something like that. If so, send them my way, no cum orgasms sound like fun). If they let it sneak up on them, and considering their positioning, you could get a load in the face, or at the very least a pearl necklace. I’ve talked before about facials and cum in general, but I want to just reiterate that you need to have clean up materials handy (baby wipes, paper towels, or a CLEAN cum towel) and if you’re really uncomfortable with having cum on your face you should let them know beforehand.

So go out there, and try some titty fucking.

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Its seems to be that the completely bare look is a thing of the pass; theirs a new style that has been catching on, one that is even catching my interest. so much to the point that I have asked my love to grows hers out… They are coloring the hair down there.

Yes!!! lady’s and gentlemen if your wild enough (it’s really not that crazy) you can surprise your loved one, or beneficiary’s with a beautiful colorful bush! Finally the carpet matches the drapes!

Yes even you with the crazy blue hair can have wild crazy blue hair down there!, and if your pubes are showing your true age with them gray hairs… they even have have black dye… no need to cry!

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