Happy Thanksgiving

happy thanksgiving every one, here are some tied up birds enjoy!!

Safety Words

During bondage, the word stop can be confusing to a lot of people.

The word “stop” can sometimes be said out of habit, rather than really wanting what’s going on, to actually stop, and when some people hear it, they may ignore it because they think there partner is just role-playing. This can cause problems. For that reason, you and your partner should set up a safety word that should only be used when you are uncomfortable or in pain. The safety word should definitely not be stop, and it should be a word that’s random, and doesn’t have to do with sex. Some suggestions for safety words are: pineapple, shoes and lemons. The list for safety words can go on and on. Be Creative!

Someone even told me about words they use for measure, for this they use traffic light colors.

“Red” means stop the action no matter what.”

“Yellow” a warning that things are getting a little too heavy.

“Green” things are fine.

If your partner happens to be gagged, it can be hard for them to speak! So give them a Prop! To hold in their hand, if they drop it, stop everything and see if there ok.
There will be a point where you will know each other so well, that you will only need a safety word to stop, and you will be able to tell when your partner needs a break, All on your own without them saying anything!

 

The Starter BDSM Toy Bag

The Starter BDSM Toy Bag

Kit Includes:

(1) Satin Blindfold

(1) Inflatable Position Master

(1) Feather Tickler

(1) Pair of Suction Door/Wall Cuffs (cuffs that use a suction cup for attachment to a door or any flat surface)

(1) Cat O’ Nine Tails Whip

(1) Pair of First Timer’s Cuffs (cuffs that connect together using a quicklink)

(1) Keychain

(1) Body Candle

(1) Ball Gag

(1) Tether Set

(1) Roll of Bondage Tape

(1) Bottle of Lubricant (1oz bottle)

(1) Waterproof Pocket Rocket Mini Massager

(1) Doggie-Style Harness

Twilight New Moon- Sex Toy

 

Vampire Sex Toy

The long-awaited movie  “Twilight New Moon” came out today theaters.

That was all I was hearing about this entire week, Twilight this, and twilight that! she Begged me to go see the movie!

I said no like 300 times for the past 2 months… and last night in the spirit of the movie she got fangs

Her friend texted me, and wrote … OMG now she got Fangs…

My First Thought was… That’s my Dumb Dumb!

My second thought was; I should beat her to the punch line! I ran out of the house, into my car, doing 80 on a 65, got to the costume store, and got hot looking fangs, looked almost real!

Had the guy place, and attached them to my teeth. drove home and waited for her. with the teeth still on.

My love and her friend walk in; my girl looked liked she had something in her mouth, and a smirk…. she was trying to freak me out, I opened my mouth and gave her a hissing sound.

she yelled “OH MY GOD!!!! I FUCKEN LOVE YOUU!!!!”

we all laughed, and did the nasty for a while…

If you have a partner who is into vampires, trust me give in! it’s some of the best sex you will ever have!

Off to see the Movie!

Become your own escape artist

Self-Bondage is a high art that lets a person place themselves in a bondage scene.

People ask why?, why would some one do this to them self, and I always ask them, “why do you masturbate?”.

Just like when you masturbate, you release some kind of tension or anxiety; when your single, alone, horny, fantasizing for long periods of time, and got no one to help you out, you reach down, rub one out, and go back to work!

Self-bondage has the same feeling or release, because self-bondage doesn’t require a partner (kinda like masturbating), a person who engages in this style must be extra careful when going in and coming out.  there are precautions to be thinking about

Please Note: Practitioners of self-bondage recommend that one doesn’t use asphyxia (or other such methods when engaging in self-bondage. Using such methods may cause harm. They also recommend that self-bondage users have someone close by in case of emergency. There are other guidelines one should consider including:

• Using multiple releases as a backup, in case one fails (don’t want mom walking in do you?)
• Not allowing limbs to go numb or stop blood circulation (especially your head, cuz that’s how you remember to get out)
• Not impairing judgment through substances such as alcohol (getting caught by your mom, and being high & drunk… hmmmmm)
• Understanding one’s limits. Start off slowly and then gradually build. (work your way to a hog tie, nothing is worse than being tied up, and getting a cramp cuz you forgot to stretch.)
• Making sure there’s nothing in the area that could be of a danger to you. (such as broken glass, a porcupine, a parrot that hates you, a dancing transformer etc….)

When done properly, carefully and safely, self-bondage can be a sensual and pleasing form of sexual play. This method opens up new avenues for users, as they don’t need to have a partner present to offer themselves the pleasure that bondage can provide.

 

On Sale Sex Toys!

If you don’t have one, are looking for one, or just broke one! Now is the time to buy, take advantage of the crappy economy.

The Waterproof Aquatic Dancer Vibrator

Lets face it, some sex toy products don’t think of the little people, some times people like you, and me; cant afford to spend 200 bux for a sex toy but right now they have cut prices on some toys more than the 50% advertised.

I just bought for my girl friend the Water proof Vibe. we have been looking for one for a while, and for $4.99, That was marked down from the original listed price $42.50…you can go wrong!

Check out or clearance section!

Don’t do this your self!

A woman in Southern Maryland was airlifted to the hospital from injuries

Buy your own!

sustained by a homemade sex toy. The boyfriend tried to recreate the Fucksall sex toy. It’s a nifty device found on specialty sex websites that combines a Dildo and sabre saw. The commercial version has the blade replaced by a special attachment for some power toy sex fun.

I’ve seen it in action and it looks interesting.

Here’s the problem. He made one. He fit the dildo over the blade. That’s right, he didn’t replace the blade. I’m guessing he just cut a slit in the base and jammed it over the blade and thought to himself “Gee that should do nicely”.

The 27 year old woman was airlifted to Prince George’s County Hospital early Sunday afternoon. As expected the STEEL blade cut through the RUBBER attachment and injured the woman badly enough to be airlifted.

Luckily she was able to be released on Monday afternoon to recover at home.

Now you know, power tools as sex toys can be fun but for the love of your partner, remember to remove the blade and not rig something up yourself instead of buying the proper tools.

Next time some one tells you to go fuck your self, you can!

Find all your Favorite Fucking Machines here

Eva Longoria Likes it Kinky!

Eva Longoria loves being tied up during sex.The ‘Desperate Housewives’ beauty – who is engaged to basketball star Tony Parker – enjoys being dominated in the bedroom. She revealed to Live magazine’s Louise Gannon: “I’m not averse to being tied up in silk scarves. I like a man to take charge. There’s something very sexy about being submissive.”

I Wish I Could Pee Standing Up!!!

I haven’t heard this in a while, but a few years ago I would hear girls all the time say “I wish I could pee standing up!” I only thought of this because last night, on Halloween, I had to pee, so I picked a tree, and released…

It was only bound to happen that she had to pee as well, and of course the constant bitching, and moaning on how guys have it so E-Z; how we just whip it out and go!

Girls have to pull pants down, squat, and are screwed if they do it on a hill the wrong way, it gets all over your shoes. and you still need to wipe after it’s all said and done!

By accident I ran into this today!

The Shenis Urinary Dildo!!!

 

Buy your's here!

The Shenis gives women a chance to “rock out with her cock out”. Designed especially for women, the Shenis’ promoted purpose is to allow a woman to urinate standing up. It makes sanitary sense if a woman’s a little skeptical about using a public restroom or other facilities. It’s also for girls who just enjoy being able to do just as much as a man does.

To use simply place the funnel right underneath the vagina. As a woman urinates, it travels through the funnel and out the front. The realistic design of the Shenis allows for that full impression. It easily cleans and can be used repeatedly.

Buy your’s here!

How do I get her to do bondage?

Beginners Bondage Cuffs

This question comes up a lot when I’m talking to people, I try to tell every one the same thing, and that is to ease into it; you don’t have to necessarily ever have to talk about it, you can almost suggest it little by little, and she will get the fantasy on her own.

Start with light hair pulling, but be smooth about it, don’t go yanking like shes some kind of doll! Start with running your fingers threw her hair, pass both your hands threw a couple of times, as your hands reach the end of her hair, pull slightly,  see if you can get her to tilt her head back, look to see if she is doing it by her self, don’t force her! if she leans back this is going to be E-Z!  (Shes already into it, she wants you to take control.)

If you tried, and she wont really move, keep running your fingers threw her hair, and when you see her closing her eyes a little, pull her hair gently, but pull from about 1 inch away from the scalp. you will have more control here, now this can go two ways…ether she likes it and things get hot, or she’s wondering what the hell are you doing?

If she submits to you congratulations! and you should be able to handle it from here… but if she’s looking at you like what are you doing???
try to read her… if she is freaked out out by it, jump ship!

If she likes it, but is still asking questions, you have just a little more work. don’t really reply to her; just turn it into a game, yank her hair, be cute as you can be, and move on to other things (get Ice cream or something)

try it from the top again the next day; she will think you just like playing with her hair, and will get really comfortable with your hands being there, once you see her submitting to you, kiss her, nibble her ear, bite her neck, bite her chin, turn her head left to right and take control of her head. whisper in her ear if she likes it. a nod or a yes means don’t stop!

Then you can do things like, making her put her hands up, and keeping them up, grope her, feel her up any where, force her on her tippy toes, spank her, spreading her legs, be creative.

If she lets you get this far she will do anything to get her orgasm, and let that be the reward, or pick one that you know she would like. her reward can be anything you want it to be, just make sure she feels like it’s actually rewarding!

Remember it does not have to be sexual to be rewarding… you know that opera or ballet she really want you to see with her? or that’s salsa, yoga class you don’t want to take? the hundred bux she needs for her car insurance, (that kinda makes you like Geico) the new sex toy she had been begging you for…. Anything!!!!

Vegan Pink and Blue Bondage Collar

Now if you want her to be restrained, remember that some girls are scared of bondage, it’s scary to trust some one on that level for the first time, most have a dirty mental picture of what bondage is, that’s pain, not pleasure. the color of bondage gear can be scary too!

Black is the color for most fetish gear. It’s a mental thing that makes a newbie scared. so lets not make it so serious; make it fun!

Introduce some color! Check out thees collars, cuffs, leash, and paddle. I bought a pair for a girl friend and the first things that came out of her mouth was “Oh My God Its sooooooooo Cute!

Virtual sex!!! Sooooo Cooool!!!!

Finally A Good One!!!

3D Kink is a world where members can do and be pretty much anything they want. Think “Second Life sex” yet 24-7 (read: all the time), it’s a fully customizable “gaming” environment, yet it’s specifically for sex and adults. Additionally, the staff at Kink are — as we all know — all about the ’safe, sane, consensual’ aspects of BDSM, fetishes and kinky sex; plus have a very diverse and inclusive staff, so it’s not your average endeavor. Meaning, they understand the difference between fantasy and reality in presenting such an environment, and thus present it with intelligence and proper context. In 3D Kink you can do things that are impossible in real life, and that’s the point. And it’s never, ever to be confused with reality.

Maybe I don’t need to contextualize it for you quite so much; it’s a hardcore  made by some seriously tech and kink savvy people. It’s run and backed by Kink’s empire so you know that if you join this world and you like it, the world won’t disappear into the ether if someone pisses off a prudish VC holding the purse strings on a social media start up. No VC necessary. Just sophisticated geeks. And it’s made after a real place: Kink — and you better bet the models and subs and Dommes and Tops will hang out there. So much potential.

You can see two preview galleries here on the main 3D Kink tour page. More sample images (that I handpicked) are after the jump.